Need a great excuse for a skipped meeting or late report? The developer of the Mars Clock has an advanced excuse generator that will get you out of a jam. A PIC 16F690 uses a library of business speak to produce random business-sounding excuses:
- “I had to bring the ROI estimates in sync with our new vertical synergy paradigm shift”,
- or “I was facilitating our proactive procurement dynamics”,
- or “My gerbil died”.
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